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Last Thursday at senior banquet everybody got willed a bunch of shit my the seniors. I got some horrible faded rainbow 3-d cloth stapled to a piece of plywood, a t-shirt that says "totes not vomitor betch," and a huge picture of Audrey Hepburn. Ellie and Kaitlin, on the other hand, got the most amazing will ever: A diary from a girl's first year at Smith, a '99 grad. By the time they get willed this gift, I'm completely drunk from the 40 Aliza got me (yeah, lightweight), so I stole it from their box (temporairily), ran upstairs, and started reading it because I am such a sucker for hearing stories about a person's 'college days.' Needless to say, the girl was fucking crazy. An incredible writer, who often, and without modesty, talked about how awesome she was, spoke about her days of taking Ketmine, smoking more weed than you can imagine, fucking guys, and hating herself.
So. We looked her up on google. She's still crazy, has this fucked up website with a really cynical blog and pictures of her boobs, but it's so weird that she talks about my house, the dead girl's room, Jordan House parties, ect.
http://www.razzy.org/RazzyBlog/labels/S
So. We looked her up on google. She's still crazy, has this fucked up website with a really cynical blog and pictures of her boobs, but it's so weird that she talks about my house, the dead girl's room, Jordan House parties, ect.
http://www.razzy.org/RazzyBlog/labels/S
(Anonymous)
A quick question about Jordan's senior banquet, eight years after I left...is my old pot leaf lei still circulating around? I was willed it myself my first year at Smith, and of course passed it along to a fellow stoner when I graduated. Also, I had a fourth-generation Jordan Knight doll that I also willed down when I left. PLEASE tell me these treasures are still a key part of Jordan life.
Anyway, enjoy the rest of your time at Smith, and make sure you maintain Jordan's excellent tradition of being the hottest party house at Smith.
XOBJBS,
Razzy/Angie
Jordan is still the least-lame house on campus. Gardiner continues to be awful and disgusting except now instead of being WASP-y it's just really gay.
Also, just so you know--all of the Jordanites who read your blog think you are fucking awesome, so don't be surprised if you get an invitation to our alumnae tea.
(Anonymous)
But I'd love to come to alumnae tea, and by "tea" I mean I'm bringing beer.
JORDAN HOUSE THE LEAST LAME HOUSE AT SMITH FOREVER!!!!